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Last night I dreamt that I had an important role in a movie adaptation of The Song of the Dead. It was called The Secret History and it involved flashbacks to 19th century Britain, where you could get a ride on your local streetcar for free if you took out ad space inside them (the cars were decorated with Victorian woodcut illustrations).

This all seemed completely normal until we got to the big climax, when the protagonist – who is also a real-life historical figure named Christopher Columbus – gets onto one such car and discovers he has been given a small printed sign advertising “Mars Candy.” He looks at this in confusion, then wakes up from his nap just as he realizes what the whole thing means:

“Oh no! My entire life’s work and legacy will be forever tainted by being associated with Mars CANDY!”

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